May 2, 2017 GratuitousRex

“Hope all is well with you” is like saying “I have nothing more to say to you”

April 21, 2017 GratuitousRex

Tell Me What to Write or How to Write It, But NOT BOTH

January 11, 2017January 11, 2017 GratuitousRex

Has Anyone Ever Actually Shoved Anything Up Another Person’s Ass After They Annoyed Them? 

September 26, 2016September 26, 2016 GratuitousRex

So apparently a man meditating in a parked car in front of one’s house is spooky

December 22, 2015December 21, 2015 GratuitousRex

The Lacey Coincidence

March 17, 2015March 18, 2015 GratuitousRex

Thin Walls, part 2