July 8, 2016 GratuitousRex

“Open til 4am” means the same as “Open til 11pm” to me because I’m old

February 4, 2016February 4, 2016 GratuitousRex

No more porn

January 3, 2016 GratuitousRex

Parallel Regrets

January 1, 2016January 19, 2016 GratuitousRex

Brought the New Year in with a… Snore?

December 3, 2015December 3, 2015 GratuitousRex

RIP Stan

July 30, 2015July 30, 2015 GratuitousRex

I’m 42 after all

January 14, 2015January 14, 2015 GratuitousRex

Oh boy, I’m starting to not notice humor/sarcasm in texts if there’s no smiley face emoticon in them

December 29, 2014December 29, 2014 GratuitousRex

Designated Texters are a thing. Ugh.

October 24, 2014October 24, 2014 GratuitousRex

I’m too old for FOMO, I have CCLAMO