January 11, 2017January 11, 2017 GratuitousRex

Has Anyone Ever Actually Shoved Anything Up Another Person’s Ass After They Annoyed Them? 

February 16, 2016February 15, 2016 GratuitousRex

Respect the Text Loop

January 9, 2016 GratuitousRex

Did I just get a sign from God?

April 6, 2015April 11, 2015 GratuitousRex

The Nine Commandments and One Suggestion

March 10, 2015March 11, 2015 GratuitousRex

Daylight Savings Time, Rob Schneider and my Mom

February 13, 2015February 13, 2015 GratuitousRex

Real men don’t apologize, but they do say “my bad”

January 25, 2015January 23, 2015 GratuitousRex

The Rodney Coincidence

January 19, 2015January 19, 2015 GratuitousRex

Astronaut Woes on the International Space Station

January 16, 2015January 16, 2015 GratuitousRex

And when my working out was finally showing results, THIS HAPPENED:

January 14, 2015January 14, 2015 GratuitousRex

Oh boy, I’m starting to not notice humor/sarcasm in texts if there’s no smiley face emoticon in them