I rarely leave my apartment!
Yep, my gf Mona always marvels at how rarely I get sick and if I do it’s very mild.
Well… I work from home, so… DUUUUUH. I don’t commute, I’m not in that transportation Petri Dish aka the NYC subway every day. There’s nobody coughing, sneezing, spreading germs on the handrails.
Ergo, I don’t work in an office with people sniffling, touching things that I’ll touch.
And on top of all that.. I don’t have kids. Those little effers bring their school-friends’ bugs home all the time.
Put all that together and I’m a towering figure of health.
Ok this was a short one. I’ll try to do better next time.