That’s right! It’s the season for it!
I must have had watermelon 6 times this summer so far. And once, it was a hot day and I was walking through midtown Manhattan and there was a food fair that had WATERMELON JUICE!
BOOYAH!
Ok, I haven’t exactly bought “a watermelon” this year. I don’t have a knife big enough to cut one. Plus, I don’t need a whole watermelon at a time. Just some, and the markets near me sell these nice single-guy portions of pre-cut watermelon.
But waitaminute, something’s missing. What could it be?
SEEDS! Remember seeds? If you’re a Millennial, probably not! At some point, scientist geniuses started breeding seedless watermelons! Normally, I’d say don’t trust GMOs, but seedless watermelons EFFING RULE! Thanks GMOs!
And to boot, it’s August. It’s so RIPE! Yes, watermelon! You’re sweet, cool, watery and crunchy.
GET IN MY BELLY!
I love love love love ❤️ watermelon.
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I’m getting more this week
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The last one I picked wasn’t great. Usually I’m good at picking them but there weren’t many to choose from this time. An old Asian lady taught me to knock on them and pick the one that echoes when I knock 🙂
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