So the other day I was commenting on Facebook that my friend Sheila wouldn’t have a problem swimming upstream, in theory, because she has big lat muscles on her back.

Then I thought that mine were nothing in comparison, that I have “lits” not lats.

Not 3 seconds later I put in the radio on a sports talk station and a broadcaster was in the middle of talking about how one football team beat another badly as he said “they LIT them up.”

And I howled in my car.  I really can’t believe that.  

I AM a wizard!!!!!!!

COIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCE!!!!!