So I was texting my cousin Jack. I remembered that he was flying home today and I asked if he was at the airport yet.
He said “No, what do you have a GPS on me?”
That wiseass. Ok I’m a trained improviser and I know the principle of “Yes and” so I went with it, saying “Yes, and I noticed you go to the bathroom a lot.”
He asked if I was in touch with his mom, whom he was spending these last couple days with, but I have not spoken to her. Why did he ask?
Because he was SITTING ON THE TOILET BOWL AT THE MOMENT I JOKED THAT HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM A LOT.
, he wrote.
COIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCIDEEEEEEEENCE!!!!!!!
Hahaha
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