So I was texting my cousin Jack.  I remembered that he was flying home today and I asked if he was at the airport yet.

He said “No, what do you have a GPS on me?”

That wiseass. Ok I’m a trained improviser and I know the principle of “Yes and” so I went with it,  saying “Yes, and I noticed you go to the bathroom a lot.”

He asked if I was in touch with his mom,  whom he was spending these last couple days with, but I have not spoken to her. Why did he ask?

Because he was SITTING ON THE TOILET BOWL AT THE MOMENT I JOKED THAT HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM A LOT.

, he wrote.

COIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCIDEEEEEEEENCE!!!!!!!