Mona came over this weekend. Apartment was clean… Woman Ready.
Five minutes before she arrived, I remembered a lesson taught in the Joseph Gordon Levitt/Scarlett Johanson movie Don Jon (written by JGL too), namely…
CLEAR YOUR INTERNET HISTORY BEFORE COMPANY COMES OVER!!!!!!!
Now, I know I’ve written about me going on a porn break… but let’s face it… even Gratuitous Rex is only human, ifyouknowui’msayin.
“But what are the chances that Mona will use my laptop? Everyone uses their phones these days.”
“Just do it!”
Mona comes in. Love love love, bella nice nice. We settle on the couch and chill, talk about future plans, going to a nice restaurant.
“Let’s look at the menu. Where’s your laptop?”
Damn, that was close. Although we’re on the Locomotive of Love barreling down a mountain, there are still some things she doesn’t need to know about me.
Thank you, Joseph Gordon Levitt!