That’s right. I’m a badass. Look out. I’m dangerous. I’m the man your mother warned you about. I’m a bad seed.
What did I do? Yeah I bet you want to know, dontcha?
Did I get into a fight? No.
Did I break a woman’s heart? Uh uh.
I walked… diagonally across a crosswalk.
I JAYWALKED, motherfucker.
That’s right. You can’t stop me. You can only hope to contain me. But I’m uncontainable, so put your containers away. I crossed a street and an Avenue (which has two-way traffic, mind you) at the SAME DAMN TIME.
Here’s a graphic to demonstrate the true badassery:
I didn’t have time to walk an L with two different lines. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. That’s right. I made that happen.