I’m a f**king BADASS. I own these streets!

That’s right.  I’m a badass. Look out. I’m dangerous. I’m the man your mother warned you about. I’m a bad seed.

What did I do?  Yeah I bet you want to know, dontcha?

Did I get into a fight?  No.

Did I break a woman’s heart? Uh uh.

I walked… diagonally across a crosswalk.

I JAYWALKED, motherfucker.

That’s right. You can’t stop me. You can only hope to contain me. But I’m uncontainable, so put your containers away. I crossed a street and an Avenue (which has two-way traffic, mind you) at the SAME DAMN TIME.

Here’s a graphic to demonstrate the true badassery:


I didn’t have time to walk an L with two different lines. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. That’s right.  I made that happen.



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