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SONS OF BITCHES! aka STAY AWAY FROM MY CAR!

So a month ago I got to my neighborhood around midnight after a date with Mona and I had to park three blocks away. The next time I went to my car a few days later I saw that some jokester had raised one windshield wiper straight in the air and turned the passenger-side mirror forward (it can be turned back so it doesn’t stick out, I hadn’t realized that it goes forward too.)

Har har, you got me, you crazy kids,  whoever you are!  Good one!

This past Wednesday I came home late again and that spot was open so I took it. On Friday afternoon when I went to move my car,  I noticed that those  rapscallions did it again.  Crazy kids.

But as I lowered my windshield wiper and turned my mirror back,  I noticed that I left tons of stuff on my passenger seat: like napkins, my owner’s manual… my… insurance card? Why would I do that?

Uh oh.

I ran to the driver’s side, the door automatically unlocks via censor. I get in.

MY FUCKING DRIVER’S-SIDE AIR BAG IS GONE!!!!!!!!

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People are still stealing air-bags? What is this, the 90’s?

My NEW CAR! NOT 3 MONTHS OLD!

The contents strewn about also  included my registration card, GPS, 3 $1 bills, the plug to a phone charger,  gum, tic tacs, etc.

I did notice a $10 bill was missing,  though. And that they popped the driver’s-side lock to get in, and the trunk was open.  Nothing missing. 

Fucking thieves!  I hope their hands melt! Makes me want to park there again, but stay in the car under and blanket, waiting with a gun ready.

Ok, I won’t do that.  But I want to.  Fuck them for violating my personal space and stuff, for causing me $500 damage (deductible, insurance will cover the rest), for fucking with my time because I have to bring it into the shop, get a rental, etc.

Fuck them!

I’m the Anti-Billy Ocean today. Get OUT OF my car

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10 thoughts on “SONS OF BITCHES! aka STAY AWAY FROM MY CAR!

  1. That sucks, no better term for it. So sorry I know the feeling. Our home was robbed several years ago, and the amount of anger/frustration I felt was indescribable! Sorry you had to experience this complete lack of respect. G-uno

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  2. There is nothing more frustrating than some punks touching your new car. My car is 6 months old and yesterday there was a fat healthy pumpkin wedged under the exhaust pipe, I was so mad. There wasn’t any damage to my car like yours but just the thought that they tried to do so is upsetting.

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