Holy crap (no pun intended) I can’t stress this enough. Using lower quality toilet paper is such a bad experience.
It’s not absorbent at all and let’s face it, not every bowel movement is going to be 100% solid.
Like rubbing my butt with printer paper. Sandpaper asspaper.
It cleans most, but in a smearing action. Plus often narrower than other toilet paper.
And what my gym has is completely unacceptable, it’s so thin it’s like ticker tape
I swear, the rest of the day I’m not right and I’d prefer to just shower and start over.
Some in my family go so far to carry the moistened, flushable wipes with them at all times to counteract the effects of low quality toilet paper.
Don’t make me be that guy. Buy the good stuff.
I know the high quality stuff costs more, but it’s worth it. “You can’t afford to but cheap things.”
There’s something wrong with you lololololo!!!
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Whatever. Don’t knock it just because I was brave enough to say what you are thinking
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Omg…I’m laughing so hard I snorted rofl
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I buy the good stuff, it’s easier on old plumbing systems.
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My point exactly
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mmm hmm
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Okay so you’re saving like what, $3 by buying the crappy TP? This is one area where it is totally acceptable to splurge. I’m right there with ya. Cheap TP sucks. 🙂
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Great! So now I have visions of you having a bowel movement dancing through my head!!!! Please make it stop…. Please?
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Oh whatever
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You got it all wrong. It’s “Whatevs”
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I’m not a 14 year old girl
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You’re so cray
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Cheap toilet and places that give you cheap paper napkins… I too purchase the good stuff. Somethings are just worth investing in… 😉
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Exactly
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It’s OK Rex, I have your back. 😉
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Literally
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Well more figuratively 😉
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This is such an important topic!! When I first moved out of my house when ex and I split up I started thinking… I’m going to save some cash… SO, inside the grocery store I saw the price of the popular stuff like Charmin, etc… and then I saw the price of Walmart Best! Whoa…… lets save some cash.. My arse hurt for a week until I went back and bought the good stuff.
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Sandpaper asspaper
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So very true! I thought I was the only one crazy about my TP. Thank you for always being brave to say the things I can’t. 🙂
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YW
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Once again you read my mind. This is one thing I insist on buying in our apartment because my roommate will guaranteed get the cheap shit. Unacceptable.
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Completely unacceptable
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I totally agree with you Rex (and always carry pocket tissues with me :D).
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The toilet paper at my gym is the thinnest and roughest I have ever used. It’s worse than airport toilet paper.
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Toilet paper – Seriously, one of the most important things in a house. Mine is Cottonelle with Aloe and Vitamin E! If I wouldn’t wipe my face with it, it’s not going on my arse! lol! 😉
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Whoa. Next level
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You’d love it… Be warned. Nothing else compares after it, lol!
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Agreed! If someone I know has the cheap stuff for guests, my opinion of them is lowered greatly.
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Exactly. I WILL judge them
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