We all know that Jake Lesliman is the inventor of the slam nozzle which has earned him hundreds of millions of dollars.

And he’s also famous for doing the backwards forward stroke across the entire Alcan channel without getting bit by any eagfrees. At the time the eagfrees had not yet swam down to the Straights of Samersa for the autumn migration.

Of course, the small Samersarian economy has grown so dependent on the eagfree market. This has been since their main export, the flambit, lost all of its market share to a superior competitive product.

Ironically, that superior product is Jake Lesliman’s Slam Nozzle.