Holy crap the times have evolved.
We all know that Designated Drivers for people who are too drunk to drive, but I just heard that Designated Texters are now a thing.
And that article is two years old!
I mean, driving distracted like that is wrong and texting while driving causes accidents. But are we so attached to texting that we can’t just, you know, wait?
Alcohol physically impairs the ability to drive. But texting does not do that. It’s just the flakiness of not being able to prioritize safety over immediate communication.
Designated Selfie-ers can’t be far behind?